When I was in the hospital they went through this whole petition process and handed me a stack of paper they wanted me to sign- WHILE THEY KNEW I WAS NOT COGNIZANT ENOUGH TO DO SO- that was like “we petitioned all your doctors and they all say you should stop smoking.” And they staged this intervention type thing and I was just like “this is all very nice that you went through all this…… I don’t smoke btw.”
I wish I would have kept the packet they gave me because honestly it was so fucking bizarre they made a graph of “how much I’m spending on cigarettes”
