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*flirts with you by sending you a video of me taking a 2 minute bing rip*
Bing rip
Please don’t
Bing rip
bing rip
bing rip
Sobbing
Sibbing?
No, simping
Wherea his penis
Person: would you please stop talking about roosterteeth for one second?
Me:
tv tropes doesn’t say or imply tropes are negative; it repeatedly specifies the opposite. cinemasins is bad because it actively frames the existence of tropes as a bad thing.
TV tropes- this trope really explains this one part of the movie
Cinemasins- this movie has a beginning middle and end, setting, and characters so :/:/:/:/
Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever
Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.
Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.
Dr David Lewis, one of the UK’s leading stress specialists said: “‘Weightless’ induced the greatest relaxation – higher than any of the other music tested. Brain imaging studies have shown that music works at a very deep level within the brain, stimulating not only those regions responsible for processing sound but also ones associated with emotions.”
The study - commissioned by bubble bath and shower gel firm Radox Spa - found the song was even more relaxing than a massage, walk or cup of tea. So relaxing is the tune, apparently, that people are being Rex advised against listening to it while driving.
The top 10 most relaxing tunes were: 1. Marconi Union - Weightless 2. Airstream - Electra 3. DJ Shah - Mellomaniac (Chill Out Mix) 4. Enya - Watermark 5. Coldplay - Strawberry Swing 6. Barcelona - Please Don’t Go 7. All Saints - Pure Shores 8. AdelevSomeone Like You 9. Mozart - Canzonetta Sull’aria 10. Cafe Del Mar - We Can Fly
my muscles stopped functioning
I was so relieved this wasn’t a trick. Very soothing.
THIS IS IT, GUYS. This is the song I listen to when I’m feel a panic attack coming on or can’t sleep because of my anxiety. It has helped me more times than I can say.
terfs are so fucking stupid its actually funny
I probably shouldn't be surprised about this, but a lot of people missing the point here. the joke isn't "terfs calling Sigourney weaver, a hot woman, unattractive" and tbh I think seeing this post and going "terfs are so stupid because Sigourney weaver is obviously gorgeous" is even potentially harmful or at least hurtful
the joke here is terfs seeing a picture of Sigourney Weaver, famous actress and cis woman, but because they were told its a picture of a trans woman they're immediately yakking about how 'clockable' she is
I’m laughing really hard this guy went out of his way to send me a message, with no context whatsoever as to what joke I apparently stole. its just,, “you stole a joke”. The lowest effort callout I’ve ever seen
What did the people of Princess Leia’s home planet do when they saw the Death Star?
They ALL-da-RAN!
What do you call a bird of prey that time-travels to the year 2000?
A Millennium Falcon!
What do you get when you cut a Yo-Yo in half?
A Yo, duh!
Where do Han Solo and Chewbacca go to vape?
Cloud City!
FUNNNY
What did Luke’s aunt want him to get when he moved out?
A JABBA
I apologize, that last joke was… Sar-lacking.
funny joke
Why don’t Ewoks like to go outside?
Because their whole planet is En-Door!
FUNNY
What does the Emperor do to measure how many bowel movements a Sith Lord has had in one day?
Count Doodoo!
FUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY
joke
What do you call it when Jamie Foxx has a cameo in a Star Wars movie?
Jango Fett Unchained!
FUNNY JOKE
What do you call it when the director of the Star Wars movies gets a cold?
GEORGE
MUCUS
FUNNY JOKE
What do you call the areas between General Grievous’ wrists and elbows?
His… four-arms!!!
What do you call someone that contests formal attire accessories?
A
TIE
FIGHTER
Funny Joke?
…does this make any sense if you’ve actually seen star wars or is it just jibberish???
“omg! a new history of-” siiiiighhh
theres a rape joke in the fucking new video more clear than the last you keep that fucking bullshit off my dash im not even joking right now i wont hesitate
white people trying to distract from the realities of africas suffering: “HGSJSDJ THE NEW :HISTORY OF” VIDEO HAS A RAPE JOKE. DONT WATCH IT”
yall literally went to africa and raped people. thats not a joke, its what yall did. shut up.
It was LITERALLY a rape of Africa- Europeans raped several cultures and countries. They went in, destroying culture dynamics, exterminated tribes, stole and raped and murdered and plundered and did everything disgusting and terrible.
I’m glad he called it for what it was. It wasn’t a fuckin joke m8.
This isn’t even him going out on a limb with his phrasing. This part of history is commonly, academically referred to as “the rape of Africa,” like “the rape of Nanking” or “the rape of Belgium.” That’s just…what it’s called.
he’s–making a reference to the academic concept. this isn’t your college buddy saying he got “totally raped” playing Halo last night, “the rape of Africa” is a phrase used in the explicit discussion of imperialist atrocities. a quick google will pull up everything from anti-colonialist art to books on King Leopold II’s crimes in the Congo; this information is literally at your fingertips, don’t start a witch hunt because you didn’t take the time to do a goddamn internet search.
And so many white people were in her mentions saying “well he shouldn’t have a MacBook” as if this is a fucking Mac vs Windows joke
Fuck the police and fuck the white people who think this is a joke. We can literally be killed over ANYTHING
Police need to be held accountable for their actions.
I want to apologize to all the straights whose feelings I hurt with this joke. I have no idea what it’s like to have your sexuality be the butt of a joke. I am so sorry for all the hurt and pain that I have caused you, and I hope that one day, you will be able to recover from a teenage lesbian saying you aren’t funny online. I need to start recognizing my privilege and stop making jokes, because I know how insecure it makes you.
And to all my fellow gays who think this joke is funny: we should be ashamed of ourselves. As allies to the CSHN community (cis straight hetero notfunny community), we need to do better. Let’s make 2018 the year of stopping jokes and paying attention to all the cishets we have hurt along the way. No more excuses.
#IStandWithHets
