Ex Astris Scientia — you criticize her, but before taylor swift had her...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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rattlegore

you criticize her, but before taylor swift had her private jet she used to ride a horse everywhere and when she reached her destination one of her personal assistants would shoot the horse point blank in the head. she did this hundreds of times, if not thousands

rattlegore

this post occasionally getting notes is the only evidence i have that anyone still remembers taylor swift unapologetically destroying the planet. i feel like i’m going insane

shadbrim

That's some strong words for someone with a neopets profile pic. Do you have a source for this information?

rattlegore

i fucking saw it happen

chthonicathenean

It’s true I was the horse