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you send me a picture of animals doing something cute: look its us!
me: aww *adds your name to list titled Furry Suspects*
This is how my friend found the cat in the bathroom
Always hang your cat up to dry after a bath.
“I AM THE NITE”
“stop”
“CRIMINALS ARE A MEOWARDLY AND SUPERSTITIOUS LOT”
“get down from there”
Oh, wow, that’s cute.
No worries here at all! Kenyan sand boas are big diggers - this snake is trying to burrow in the glove and isn’t sure why it’s not working out so hot. They’ll figure it out eventually.
This clickbait is literally SO funny because while I get they wanted it to look intimidating, that's a fucking ringneck snake.
I guess it looks kind of scary if you dont know what it is. But the ringneck snake (called "southern ringneck" in Florida, where I live) is probably one of the most non-lethal and completely harmless snakes ever. They're not venomous, are nocturnal, and also....
ONLY GROW TO BE THIS FUCKING BIG. They're super tiny!!!! Adorable little things!!! They're just babies. And I love them with my whole heart.
How can you look at this thing, full grown and harmless, and be like "that thing is gonna kill me"? U can't. Is babie.
Anonymous asked:
I remember learning that in elementary school lol
outta-my-head asked:
Aww love u too 💜💙💚
These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship.
This will always be golden
aww yissss
I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream
That ended more wholesome than I had feared and I’m glad
exotic animals should not be pets 🙃
Peacocks are domestic and extremely common ya city bitch
when I lived in California as a teen there was gang of peacocks that beat the living shit out of my sisters cat
Also if it’s being sold like that it’s more likely the animal cant go back into the wild and would need a person to take care of it. Birds that are rehabilitated mostly can never be wild again as they easily imprint on humans 🤷♀️
@senil888 @greenleafsama itβ¦ Itβs not wild OR exotic. They are domestic game fowl in the US, the same as turkeys and pheasants. Theyβre farm animals at this point. Like chickens, just with different care needs. Theyβre sold at farm auctions and game bird swap meets alongside all other kinds of domestic fowl, and most of them arenβt even that expensive, like you can get a plain blue like that for $50-100 around here, which is the same amount I paid I adopt my cat. Theyβve been bred so domestically and for so long that there are literally hundreds of color/pattern mutation combos. Do you even know purple peafowl actually exist? Bronze? Opal? Silver pied? Even most of those wonβt put you out by more than $200 if youβre just looking for a pet. People pay more for dogs. Rats, mice, rabbits, and guinea pigs are considered βexoticsβ by vets, but that doesnβt mean we havenβt domesticated them.
Chief was almost certainly being sold because someone hatched him on purpose from their pets. Chances are good that if these two have a βlocalβ livestock auction, they live in some approximation of βthe countryβ rather than the city, so Iβm guessing they are perfectly capable of keeping both of these birds just fine. Whether they do or not I donβt know, but even if they donβt, it wouldnβt change the fact that plenty of people on farms do.
Like me, for example. Hereβs one of my purple kids looking for some attention. Thatβs their pen in the background. He was out free ranging with my chickens.

One of my ladies begging for a treat:

Hereβs our pens:

Hereβs a baby I was babysitting for a friend down the road that has them. Two of my other neighbors have them too.

Like. Theyβre galliformes, the same as chickens, the same as turkeys. They look fancy but I promise you, theyβre not.
They just shiny! That’s it! No FOWL done!
Interesting and all well and good for the US of A but… You know the world keeps going past American shores and in other English speaking countries these little guys are certainly exotic and should not and rarely are pets outside of rehabilitation centres/zoos… So… Everyone is right?
@axendil Actually they’re domestically kept on every major continent except antartica, including MOST english-speaking countries and also a LOT of non-english-speaking countries so…. no, they’re really not just a “US of A” thing.
They were originally domesticated in Asia/SE Asia, not the US, and they’re still kept there. Australia has really strict no-import laws so they’re doing the best they can with colors and patterns down there (last I heard they have pied, white, cameo, and I think BS? maybe Steel, and I’m PRETTY sure they managed to get green imports to make spaldings at some point) but they definitely keep them on farms there too. Europe has a really beautiful morph called EU violet that is SO much bolder than the US purples, but we’re having a difficult time getting them over here since it’s a few thousand dollars to ship w/ the vet work, but people are doing it. Germany has a morph just started up called Elfenbien that is a mutation of a mutation, something Went Wonky in the opal mutation and caused a sex-link blackshoulder pattern to appear, but since the original breeder doesn’t know what exactly is going on yet, he’s not really spreading them to the other breeders in the area yet. I belong to several peafowl groups online and I regularly see posts from Russian, African, and Brazilian breeders, and just this weekend I had a long discussion with someone in Scotland who was lamenting not having purples yet and I got to introduce her to another Scottish breeder who has EU violet, and show pics of the differences. They’re considered domestic fowl in England, and kept on farms. I’ve seen fewer Canadian breeders/keepers, possibly because it’s so cold up there they don’t fare well, but I definitely have seen them there too.
BUT LIKE lol it’s not a USA Only thing for them to be kept on farms or as pets, so like, maybe hop down off that high horse until you know what you’re talking about? Also the dude and his wife in question are from the USA anyway so that’s where the debate is taking place?
Anonymous asked:
What kind of pets have you had?
Oh boy oh boy oh boy
Adam & Eve
That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
Still funny lol
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