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the fact that darth vader built his fucking emocastle on Mustafar where ol’ ben cut his arms and legs off just makes him even more of an edgelord and his garbage pun as he was choking tf out of krennic and then his #sashayaway and oh my god his chest panel lights up so when he made his entrance onto the rebel ship you KNOW he turned off the chest panel so he could light up his lightsaber and be all dramatic honestly #iconic
Wait am I the only one that didn’t know Ewan McGregor’s uncle was the guy that played Wedge in the original 3 Star Wars movies
I had this weird ass dream last night where I was like on earth but it was the star wars universe and the empire wanted to build a pit/arena right where my dad’s property was so darth vader could kill imprisoned jedis and stuff like that and so we were basically made slaves by the empire to dig out this massive pit in our yard where our pond is and I had to drag basically this giant rototiller machine back and forth and dig out the pit and if we disobeyed the death star was like hovering over our house like you could see the silhouette of it in the sky and then it flashes forwards like 5 years and I’m in this little dugout at the bottom of this sand/stone pit (now complete) watching darth vader kill people and there were cheering crowds up above and there was a film crew in the dugout too and it was so god damn weird
Annie Leibovitz’s 2005 Star Wars Vanity Fair Cover
From left: Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christensen, master and commander George Lucas, Natalie Portman, Yoda, Darth Vader, R2-D2, Anthony Daniels as C-3P0, Samuel L. Jackson, Jar Jar Binks, Jimmy Smits, Christopher Lee, Liam Neeson, Pernilla August, Jake Lloyd, Ian McDiarmid, General Grievous, Billy Dee Williams, Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford, Peter Mayhew as Chewbacca, and Mark Hamill.
I get it u love Star Wars but the stick figure family on your sedan has darth vader as the dad and princess leia as the mom and u should really rethink that
fuck star wars discourse about morals or some shit all I wanna know is how much weed each character smokes
Luke: pays a lot of money for weed but only gets given oregano anyway
Obiwan: stoner
Han: Big stoner man.
Chewbacca: Stoner
Leia: Owns several of her own artisan bongs
Darth Vader: A sad lack of weed here. Due to his asthma. 0/10
wonderful addition but i think we are too quick to judge darth vader here. For all we know he could just be hotboxing the shit out of his suit at all times
-Chirrut and Baze background story
-Darth Vader “Welcome to My Emo Mansion”
-Cassian’s background story
-Diego Luna on a quest to discover the texture of Jabba
-Bohdi and how his internal conflict progressed while he worked for the Empire
-Galen farming for 2 hours and 19 minutes
-Rogue One was just a joke and we get a movie with a happy ending :’)
the possibilities are endless
The story just broke so I’m praying it’s misreporting but 😢😢😢
The most unrealistic thing about the Star Wars prequels is that Padme had fuckin Obi Wan Kenobi’s fine ass walkin around but she decided to fall in love with that emo pissbaby sand child instead
