My goal is to have the most bizarre resume ever. I want it to be its own tab on my Wikipedia page because like
- Nuclear astrophysicist
- Author
- Poisonous frog wrangler
- Bug wrangler
- Adolescent Peer recovery coach
- Obligatory service work
- Professor
- Storm chaser
- Fleet manager for a shipping company
- Graphic designer
- Social media marketing
- Nudes
