Shitposting is like abstract modern art. What is shitposting? How do we define it? How do you be a successful shitposter? These are life’s greatest questions.

So when are we gonna acknowledge the fact that Clickhole is just one giant shitpost machine. They’ve turned shitposting into a manufactured process. Shitposting capitalism, if you will. They’re putting us organic, mom and pop shitposters out of work.

welcome to my twisted sister

What do you call a cute Japanese monster?

Kawaiiju

*remembers how big space is* nice

WHAt if they played mmm whatcha say every time someone died in Ten Little Roosters oh my god 

Remember the good ol’ meme days? Remember rage comics and demotivational posters? Numa numa? The badger song? Charlie the unicorn? Remember when Smosh was relevant? Ah, those good ol’ meme days, when I was only a young memer.

Oka y but imagine this: Newt trying to send dick pics to Hermann but he’s not wearing his glasses and accidentally sends them to “Herc” instead of “Herm”

I’ve never broken a bone which leads me to believe that I am boneless 

Newton dressed up as Groot and only saying “I am Noot” to annoy Hermann