27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
My mom gave me some gluten free knock-off Girl Scout cookies and one of the Os fell off
cookie says hey
YeeeEEE
- “triggered”
- harambe references
- “did you just assume my gender”
I can hear your tears from all the way over here
the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part
deal with it
darkness without light is an abyss
light without darkness is blinding
you cannot have a coin with one side.
yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie
My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime
an important lesson about making mistakes:
you can still get a cookie
How does a robot eat a cookie?
I think you misunderstand mailbot’s intentions
THIS IS SO CUTE
glitterpukesoul-deactivated2017 asked:
Amazing
Anonymous asked:
Eat half of one (cookie/brownie/whatever it is you’re eating) first and wait 60-90 minutes for it to kick in so you will now how strong it is. Then eat the rest if necessary. Edible highs last way longer than smoking highs (5-8+ hours depending on metabolism) so make sure you’ve got your schedule cleared lmao. You’ll peak around 3 hours. Drink water, chill out, listen to good music. Have a good trip, kiddo.
Remember mishapocalypse
Remember when everybody called people peasants
Remember when people called David Karp “daddy”
Remember “if this gets 500k notes my dad will let me get this fluffy chicken”
And remember old sport
And moon moon
And “swiggity swooty look at the booty”
And EXPAND DONG
And cookie clicker memes
And onceler
AND DOGE MEMES. SO MEMES. MANY WOW.
2012-13 Tumblr was a hell
Suffer with me
