Ex Astris Scientia — Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

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When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”

And I did

He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue

But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”

And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”

average Gojira fan I saw them in Detroit last summer with Deftones

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