Had a dick appointment over and he was like “wow you’ve got a nice ass” and my dumbass self really said “thanks I made it myself”

he was like 50 so I don’t think he got the joke

a-very-optimistic-realist

kaijuno

Mom got me a sticker when she went and voted because they didn’t give me one when I voted

a-very-optimistic-realist

Your eyes are cool as fuck

kaijuno

Thanks I made them myself

a-very-optimistic-realist

I. I wasn’t concerned before. But now I am. Did you clone yourself and move your consciousness to that body??? Are they glass??? Why did you have to make your own eyes??? Are you okay? Do you need a internet hug??

kaijuno

;)

Anonymous asked:

ur eyes are amazing

Thanks I made them myself

Anonymous asked:

no offense but i love your hair and your face

Thanks I made it myself

Man at the bar on Saturday night, Craigville, Minnesota in 1937