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it’s crazy how much diversity there can be in one species…these are all pictures of the same bird species (red-tailed hawk)
what they all have in common:
Okay so there’s this red tailed hawk nest somewhere on the property, and there’s this baby red tailed hawk, and they screech so loud when they first learn how to fly because they don’t know how to hunt yet and they want their mama to do it for them.
Anyway, this baby red tailed hawk likes to sit on the window peak for the window that’s right above my bed and screech. At 6am.
I am going to punch the hawk.
What did the people of Princess Leia’s home planet do when they saw the Death Star?
They ALL-da-RAN!
What do you call a bird of prey that time-travels to the year 2000?
A Millennium Falcon!
What do you get when you cut a Yo-Yo in half?
A Yo, duh!
Where do Han Solo and Chewbacca go to vape?
Cloud City!
FUNNNY
What did Luke’s aunt want him to get when he moved out?
A JABBA
I apologize, that last joke was… Sar-lacking.
funny joke
Why don’t Ewoks like to go outside?
Because their whole planet is En-Door!
FUNNY
What does the Emperor do to measure how many bowel movements a Sith Lord has had in one day?
Count Doodoo!
FUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY
joke
What do you call it when Jamie Foxx has a cameo in a Star Wars movie?
Jango Fett Unchained!
FUNNY JOKE
What do you call it when the director of the Star Wars movies gets a cold?
GEORGE
MUCUS
FUNNY JOKE
What do you call the areas between General Grievous’ wrists and elbows?
His… four-arms!!!
What do you call someone that contests formal attire accessories?
A
TIE
FIGHTER
Funny Joke?
…does this make any sense if you’ve actually seen star wars or is it just jibberish???
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He looks like he’s trying so hard to be a fearsome bird of prey and I’m so proud of him even if he wasn’t successful.
Tiny fluff ball of DEATH
This little bug has thoroughly stolen my heart.
I thought it had googly eyes at first, I was like oh poor bird, it has no eyes and someone put googly eyes on it.
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given most footage ive seen of celebrities on this show are immensely uncomfortable at best, seeing tony hawk of all people just go ham with the chaos really adds a lot
tony hawk pro catharsis
It happened again
Tony Hawk could enter a ‘Tony Hawk lookalike contest’ and end up in last place.
Anonymous asked:
iguanamouth answered:
choose wisely
the first bird will unlokc any door. the second bird tells you what you want to hear. the third bird tells you what you NEED to hear. the fourth bird says nothing but its eyes say all
Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.
And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”
I’m like, the fuck you mean??
So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.
I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.
In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.
Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.
This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.
