Ex Astris Scientia — I know deer are like 500 pounds of muscle but they...

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
asthma-goddess
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

I know deer are like 500 pounds of muscle but they LOOK like they're hollow. I should be able to knock on a deer and hear a metallic echo. that's what God intended but something went wrong

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

if you hit a deer with your car that deer should just fall apart gently at the seams and not leave a scratch. instead You die in an explosion. somethings not adding up.

necropolitan-fairy

They look hollow bc what you see as a deer is just the mask of their true form perceivable to us

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

hi! never say that again please!

snipertrifle

They look hollow because it’s just the Wii music playing between their ears.

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

image

I just feel like that's probably not correct💜