Sorry, your boyfriend accidentally fell into my vat of freshly synthesized UwU matter and is now a catboy obsessed with modded minecraft. Yeah, he's become a gregtecher. Sorry.
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my coworker noticed my bandaged pinky and asked me what happened and I just said “oh you know. Minecraft accident” n she just paused a second. said “okay” and walked away. don’t think she knew what minecraft is
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yes
What if the world… Were minecraft
I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what
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This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking
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Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?
seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power
i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft
Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience
What if the world… Were minecraft
I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what
The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it
He Contemplates the Flat Apple
This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking
This is what I’m reading btw
Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?
seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power
i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft
Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience
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violence
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I like how the harmless act of icepicking has been labelled as violence. This is how physical labor ends up being something pacifists don't want to associate with.
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Doesn't this kind of definition of violence mean that every Minecraft player is a violent savage for mining dimonds? 😳
minecraft players are violent savages for different reasons
how the hell are we only 3 episodes away from episode 200 of lets play minecraft?? idk why but it feels like episode 100 came out just a couple months ago, but really it came out almost 2 years ago
for a game about fuckin digital legos, minecraft gets real af during the end poem
the other day my friend and i were in a match and met a really, really nice player who added us and put us all in a group. they were really good at soldier 76 and we made every appropriate dad joke whenever we won, but they were really nice when we lost, too!! eventually they had to go because “the kid wants to play minecraft” and when they said that it hit us. our dad was a real dad. we played overwatch with a Real overwatch dad. when we brought it up he said “why do you think i play soldier 76?”
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