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legolas:
gimli:
aragorn:
gandalf:
BLEASE
Gollum
Eomer:
Boromir:
Elrond:
Eowyn:
Arwen:
Merry:
Pippin:
So basically, LotR
Except it takes place in Florida
I never knew that Boromir was the love child of Ronald McDonald and the Burger King.
I mean, Denethor *is* a clown.
reblogging for that sick Denethor burn…oh wait he did it himself.
Gender
[ID: tweet by Labour Accelerationists reading, “Watching LOTR on a dodgy website and they’ve replaced Gondor with Gender in the subtitles lol”. Attached are four screenshots from the movie featuring their classic lines subtitled as, “The rule of Gender is mine and no others’,” “None but the king of Gender may command me,” “Gender calls for aid,” and “This will be the end of Gender as we know it”.]
Anonymous asked:
Severe thunderstorm warning in my area caused my town to shut down power so this is a new one. Kind of concerned because this has NEVER happened to me. Is this normal? Is this a thing? All I wanted to do is write and watch LOTR, now I'm watching scary clouds and my phone battery drop
the town shut it off like preemptively?
Okay so my twitter was hacked a few months ago with the whole big account hack that had a bunch of celebs and politicians being like “WOW CHECK OUT THIS BITCOIN LINK” but because my account wasnt verified, twitter basically said Go Fuck Yourself and permabanned me so hello I’m here with a VPN to slide around those rules and you should go follow my new twitter at twitter.com/KaijunoJ
Okay so my twitter was hacked a few months ago with the whole big account hack that had a bunch of celebs and politicians being like “WOW CHECK OUT THIS BITCOIN LINK” but because my account wasnt verified, twitter basically said Go Fuck Yourself and permabanned me so hello I’m here with a VPN to slide around those rules and you should go follow my new twitter at twitter.com/KaijunoJ
Hmmmmmm blah follow my twitter pls I will give u a single sinflower seed twitter.com/SpaceMomJess
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No space grandma this week, but to make up for it I made it longer