On the reptile Facebook group I am fucking crying πππππ sheβs a BEAUTIFUL MODEL
The rare crested gecko yawn caught on camera. Courtesy of Nacho
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OH MY GOODNESS
You’re so lucky!! I havent seen my boy yawn a single time and I’ve had him for 2 years!
Anonymous asked:
hey i see youre talking w people abt pet names and i just want u to know that we got a crested gecko and we named her nugget and then we got a second one and my brother named her chicken
Beautiful
Did I ever tell you guys my name was almost Zammis.
My dad wanted to name me Zammis.
Zammis is the name of that alien baby from Enemy Mine.
I was almost named after an agender asexual reptile alien baby that was birthed by a lizard man and raised by his Totally Not Gay brofriend Dennis Quaid
Did I ever tell you guys my name was almost Zammis.
My dad wanted to name me Zammis.
Zammis is the name of that alien baby from Enemy Mine.
I was almost named after an agender asexual reptile alien baby that was birthed by a lizard man and raised by his Totally Not Gay brofriend Dennis Quaid
Oh also today I learned my dad wanted my middle names to be Orson-Pratchett and I’m convinced that he should never be able to name anything ever
Did I ever tell you guys my name was almost Zammis.
My dad wanted to name me Zammis.
Zammis is the name of that alien baby from Enemy Mine.
I was almost named after an agender asexual reptile alien baby that was birthed by a lizard man and raised by his Totally Not Gay brofriend Dennis Quaid
Not a noodle but a reptile who doesn’t eat mice
Scientists say she is the one reptile to feel love
Anonymous asked:
the thing is that theres like,,, a gazillion different kinds of floating rocks and if we called them all planets it doesnβt end and its very hard to sort, define, and understand them.. for example say i was studying animals, and i decided to make the two classifications reptile and mammal, its like ppl r getting mad i put a snake as a reptile and not a mammal,, anyway pluto isn't a planet and im tired and gay and i love space (this isnt @ u im just talkin cause i have no nerd friends)
That actually happened when we first discovered the asteroid belt. At one point the solar system had like 42 planets before someone was like ‘now wait a minute’
Where are the stans for the other 33 not-planets huh? Where are the teenagers shitting their pants over asteroid 1932-1d-2006 huh? VIVA LA 1932-1D-2006 HUH??
show me a lizard
Show johnny a lizard
good work team, that’s a lizard if i ever saw one
Guess who had to drive through the city during a white out