Ex Astris Scientia — Cut to me crying my eyes out to the police today...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Cut to me crying my eyes out to the police today because my car took a shit in the middle of an intersection and I can’t pay to fix it

they towed me home for free

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