Ex Astris Scientia — OP made this post unrebloggable but me and my bf...

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OP made this post unrebloggable but me and my bf made this meme in a fit of obsession and it had to be shared

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kaijuno
kaijuno

In college there was a girl on campus with my exact name and I would get her emails a lot but no big deal. But on two separate occasions I went to pick up meds at Rite Aid and they gave me her prescriptions. Which would mean that not only did we both use the same pharmacy, but we both had to refill meds at the same time, and we both must have the same birthday, because you have to verify DOB to confirm you’re giving out the right meds. Unless the people at the that Rite Aid are that woefully incompetent I’m pretty sure I had a doppelganger on campus, in which case I’m glad I never met them.

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This reads like the plot of a What-We-Do-In-the-Shadows-type sitcom where two doppelgängers who will instantly die if they finally meet each other run around the same city for four years like:

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kaijuno

I found her on facebook and we have a bunch of mutual friends and both served on SGA so idk HOW we didn’t meet it’s like some Twilight Zone bullshit

kaijuno

WAIT I remember another time this sort of thing happened. It was my freshman year of high school and I kept getting told there was a girl who looked exactly like me and stuff but I didn’t meet her until second semester. The first time we met was in PE and because we both had people mistaking us for one another the second we laid eyes on each other it was literally like

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She was a senior at the time but we looked EXACTLY alike. Same hair, same height, same weight, same face, same everything. We had PE together that semester and we became like best friends along with 2 other girls but everyone always mistook us for one another; it was actually really funny. Our names aren’t similar or anything like that but we DID both come out within like a month of each other coincidentally and despite not being attracted to each other in that way, we would always joke about how funny it would be if we did date because we looked so similar

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dog-teeth

frankie and i got really high and went to spray paint the skate park at last night and frankie, a bug nerd, tried to write “bugs rule” at the bottom of the skate bowl, but they got distracted and wrote, super huge, “BUGS RUG” and we were trying so hard to not die of laughter so the cops didnt come but we were WHEEZING on our backs at the bottom of the bowl in complete darkness. we went back in the morning and took a pic. u can also see the trans anarchy symbol i did.

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heedra

what if, like bats, blood-sucking vampires actually represent a small percentage of the full vampire population and most horrible undead creatures of the night are adapted to eat bugs, fruits, and nectars

wepon

let

them

eat

bugs

geostatonary

You, a Ventrue: dignified, refined, drinks only the blood of virgins from a crystal glass

Me, a Nosferatu: vaccums up every bug in sight while screaming like the goblin I am

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Me, a Toreador: Lounges dramatically on a fainting couch while beautiful people bring me beautifully arranged plates of various exotic fruits.

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Me, a Malkavian: Takes a big bite out of a flower, muttering “Gotta pollinate.”

probablybadrpgideas

These four vampires are your party

I was cooking and saw two boxelder bugs on the counter but my hands were messy so I just put a jar over them to deal with later and then shortly after that a fly landed on the counter so I trapped him in the jar too and not 10 minutes later I come back to chuck them all outside and the fly is DEAD and the two boxelder bugs are racing each other in a circle around the jar 

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