THE QUEEN'S BEEN DEAD FOR ONE SLUTTY SLUTTY YEAR!
'cause she's been dead for one slutty, slutty year. why else?
who the fuck is following the queen elizabeth tag
Elden Ring (2022, Hidetaka Miyazaki, Sept 8th Edition)
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[ID: a screenshot in Elden Ring edited so Queen Elizabeth just died to a giant crab /end ID]
[transcript: #god these memes mutate quickly /end ID]
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It is said in the ancient texts that when Rowling dies, all the crabs will be trans crabs. It shall be a crab rave to eclipse them all 🏳️⚧️🦀🏳️⚧️
princess diana as soon as queen elizabeth arrives
Prince Philip and Queen Elizabeth share the same great great grandmother
who on earth coined the stereotype that girls are obsessed with changing clothes i’ve been wearing the same t shirt and pajama pants for two days now and the same bra for like three
OOH OOH I KNOW THIS ONE! so in the elizabethan era queen elizabeth couldn’t appear like she was having That Time of the Month in front of the male members of her court, and you bet your ass if she had to remain in the public eye while she was bleeding from the snatch then the rest of the female courtiers did too. because they didn’t have handy dandy tampons back in the day, they would basically shove a rag down there and inevitably bleed onto the inner layers of their clothes. she what did they do? changed clothes. about eight times a day to be precise, and they did that all month long, so none of the delicate male constitutions would be offended by unseen yet implied bloody lady parts. this is part of why fashion was such a huuuuuge cultural item (and the secondhand clothing industry was such a huge part of society) because they had to appear like they were just doing it out of vanity/showing off their wealth. this became pretty much the standard mode of behavior for ladies who had to be out and about during shark week, right up until some nurses realized that the specialized gauze pads they used to plug up bullet wounds would work great for other such bleeding holes.
so yeah if you were wondering why dudes think women change their clothes a lot its because they don’t understand periods.
It always comes down to men not being able to handle periods
I’m Scottish, Irish, and Welsh. The trifecta of fuck england. The royals fear me and I will defeat them in battle with my bare hands and turn buckingham palace into a gay bar
In a new moment of mother daughter bonding my mom and I just broke into the empty apartment next door. In our defense the door was unlocked and all the lights were on and we know for a fact they don’t live there anymore but. I picked the lock to the master bedroom and
it’s. it’s certainly a location
still thinking about this
why is my post getting tagged homestuck I’m scared
recently it has come to my attention that you are not all grocery shopping with your friends. you should grocery shop with your friends. it is fun and it counts as socializing and you can all get excited about buying eggs together. thank you for reading my post about grocery shopping with your friends.
This lady retweeted my post about the 4 officers involved in the murder of George Floyd saying how they (the cops) deserved worse and should be thrown in jail with the worst of em and I look at her bio and it’s all TRUMP 2020 VOTE REPUBLICAN blah blah but her replies are all pro BLM and ACAB like
Deadpool is not straight
Deadpool is not gay
Deadpool is not bi
Deadpool is Pansexual, remember it.
Or he is all of the above
Hes canon Pan. Its been stated that comic deadpool is canon pan and so is he in the movie
Get off my post lmfao
“or he’s all of the above”
Don’t pan cover all the bases???
Deadpools sexuality goes beyond that though… Pan isnt the right word. Hell fuck anything. He hooks up with aliens and no humanoids and everything in between. He’s married to a shape shifting demon queen who doesn’t have a defined form.
Deadpools sexuality isn’t exactly defineable.
HES FUCKING PAN. THE CREATORS SAID HES PAN. WHY IS EVERYONE IN DENIAL ABOUT THIS. RICK SANCHEZ IS PAN TOO AND HE FUCKS PLENTY OF ALIENS. JESUS CHRIST ON TOAST GUYS
People denying pansexuality like “I don’t think he’s pan, I just think he can be attracted to anyone regardless of gender identity, gender expression, and genitals!”