sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is ?
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I keep thinking about that text post that’s like “don’t worry Mr. Skywalker. I saw your Chanel boots”
This one

this was based off of a text post but i can’t find it
( if you know what i’m talking about, shoot me a message! )
last night i took some cold medicine and watched all 3 spy kids movies and passed out and woke up in the middle of the night with a really good idea for a text post and this was it
fuck dudes who lie about bread
hey folks. at it again. fucking. sitting here on my fat ass thinking to myself. what a specific kind of text post. what happened to this person. what happened to this person? what lie was told. what dude lied about bread. what is the story, what is this persons story
you’d think i’d learn to fucking look at OP’s url by now
when someone adds “literally me” to ur text post

Literally me
my favorite part about living in new jerseymonster aight this was gonna be a bad text post but why the fuck did my phone just auto change jersey to jerseymonster
What does your phone know that it’s not telling us
I want everyone to know that for that last text post I was driving and I literally parked my car to make it





