Mom and dad are nurses. And I can tell you for a fact that no one is gonna believe you “fell” and somehow got a jar/hose/barbie stuck up your asshole. Your asshole is not a vacuum it doesn’t just suck shit up!!!! Be a man and tell them that you like things in your ass
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