“Someone’s gonna steal yo car-“ BET
Wait for someone to steal your car they realize it’s near empty they fill it up then report it stolen
Free tank of gas
“#polite thieves don’t exist I know” yes they do! My mom had her cassette case stollen out of her car one day in the mid 90s and about a week later it was returned to her in her mailbox, only filled with slightly older cassettes.
