Two new members here to join the Fan Club 😺

Excellent! Might they be also interested in the anti-vacuum club?

I think they most definitely would be, as well as their sister(not shown above. They are also great fans of the Table Sitters association and the Toe-Biters Society.

Oh wonderful! My cats are big fans of the Table Sitters association. Occasionally, even though their fur isn’t the right color, they participate in the Orange Cat Behavior Olympics, which includes running around like a madman at 2am and throwing your kibble everywhere because you want wet food and are impatient

Ah, yes! My cats absolutely adore the Orange Cat Behavior Olympics, its their favorite sport next to the Door Dashing Marathon. They are also unfortunate members of the Sibling Harassment league, which involves biting your sister after she says no, harrassing your littlest sibling for existing and other standard sibling behaviors.

Oh my two cats (pictured above, I’ve got another one named Mittens) love the Sibling Harassment League!!! The boy cat (grey and white) Loves antagonizing and sitting on his sister (the calico)