Ex Astris Scientia — OH MY GOD ITS SO MUCH WORSE THERE ARE NO ACTUAL...

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kaijuno
kaijuno

My dumbass sister is trying to make money with a “pumpkin party” where you have to bring your OWN pumpkin and it’s still $35 to enter and she’s getting mad because no one is RSVPing

kaijuno

Oh god she’s putting fliers around town now. How do I tell her without hurting her feelings cause imma hurt her feelings

kaijuno

OH MY GOD ITS SO MUCH WORSE

THERE ARE NO ACTUAL PUMPKINS. SHE GIVES YOU A SHEET OF PAPER TO PAINT THE PUMPKIN ON. REPEAT, THERE ARE NO PUMPKINS AT ALL. YOU HAVE YO PAINT A PUMPKIN