Ex Astris Scientia โ€” Blessed Mabon by IrenHorrors

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Blessed Mabon by IrenHorrors

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Anonymous asked:

Space mom i have a really hard time with religion like I was raised jewish but we weren't like really religious and my step mom like, taught me about wicca when I asked her and so I guess I'm something in the two but I met this guy and my favorite crystal point that I use to pray got this big ass chip out of it and lo and behold this guy's a shithead it was the powers that be warning me ma -D, witch, I guess

Have you left him? I wish you luck if not ❤️💙

csy1996

relatable deaths from ancient times

thoodleoo

  • chrysippus: died laughing at his own joke
  • zeuxis: died laughing at his own art
  • aeschylus: stayed outside in his old age to avoid a prophecy that he would die from having something fall on his head, died when an eagle thought his bald head was a rock and dropped a turtle on him to break its shell
  • plato: partied too hard
  • empedocles: jumped into a volcano to prove that he was immortal
  • philitas of cos: was such an incredible pedant that he wasted away while studying erroneous word usage
  • saint lawrence: roasted alive during christian persecution under valerian, joked that he was done on one side and needed to be flipped over
  • didius julianus: purchased the roman empire in an auction, ruled for 9 weeks, executed for being ineffective leader
  • petronius arbiter: sentenced to death by nero, opened his veins while enjoying a sumptuous dinner party, edited his will to list all of the reasons he hated nero
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tag yourself, i’m philitas of cos

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nightmaredad

any sluts out here want some tea? a fucking biscuit?

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‘Tis I, Matthew Hopkins, infamous English witch-hunter, responsible for the deaths of between 230 and 400 people in the 17th century.

Excuse me, miss.  Are you, by chance… a witch?

nightmaredad

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a witch yeah yeah, anyway shit this tea has NO sugar and i forgot sugarcubes is that cool with you

kirkegarde

Matthew Hopkins recoils in fear and disgust, for this is truly…


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Y-yes, that will be fine.  As a Puritan, if I take tea at all, it is without sugar…

Seeming to have not alerted the witch, he chooses to take a subtle approach and coax the damning information out of her.

Now, pardon me for asking, but do you regularly hold council with imps and other such demons, perhaps meeting for tea and to blaspheme God?

nightmaredad

look dude do you want a biscuit or not

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kirkegarde

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Matthew Hopkins’ eyes darken in fear, and his face goes ghastly white.  The Witchfinder General has found a witch for whom he is no match.  She evades even his most cunning inquiries with ease, and the brazen air with which she admits her heresy shows she fears neither man nor God.  He cannot win, and defeated, he relents.


A biscuit would be lovely… Thank you.

nightmaredad

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