not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat
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UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU
[Transcript:]
Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)
Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]
Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…
Person holding camera: I love you.
Cat: [hisses]
me when i see a fat cat: FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT !!!
FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT !!
Ok, ok. Follow me on tiktok
I made a tiktok so I can stay hip with the young folk also fucking kill me
I was drunk one night and I downloaded TikTok
I uploaded this video
And then I immediately deleted the app
hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean
I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days
i have GREAT news for you
potion of cough up blood
people are so fucking stupid oh my god
Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution!
Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front.
Anonymous asked:
so i'm.... i'm just hypothesizing here but uh, is tiktok trying to be the new vine? bc let's not. let's bring vine back and stop trying to make tiktok happen. tiktok is NOT going to happen.
Tbhhhhhhhhhhhh