Anonymous asked:

About your doppelgänger story: it’s wack that happened to you because the same thing happened to me in college; same name, same birthdate, we worked in the same field, we used the same post office and ordered passports around the same time, and apparently???? We look so similar that when I went to the dentist, I spent a hour with the entire office assuming I was the other person because the dentist I saw had been seeing the other one for her teeth for FIVE WHOLE YEARS AND DIDN’T EXPECT A THING.

At that point you just have to kill the other one and become the alpha

for legal reasons im joking

Anonymous asked:

my bf is studying astrophysics, whhich is cool. hes the elon musk worshipping kind of redditor though, which makes it much less cool... so what im trying to ask is how hard do i have to smack him in the head to make him forget anything he ever heard about elongated muskrat

I’m sorry but you have to kill him

for legal reasons im joking

Don’t. Fuckin talk to me about how my day is going

for legal reasons im joking

Man at the bar on Saturday night, Craigville, Minnesota in 1937

Nothing like a ice cold drink after a long day