Don’t. Fuckin talk to me about how my day is going
what did you do?
“Blah blah wire fraud to the poor blah blah”
Anonymous asked:
About your doppelgänger story: it’s wack that happened to you because the same thing happened to me in college; same name, same birthdate, we worked in the same field, we used the same post office and ordered passports around the same time, and apparently???? We look so similar that when I went to the dentist, I spent a hour with the entire office assuming I was the other person because the dentist I saw had been seeing the other one for her teeth for FIVE WHOLE YEARS AND DIDN’T EXPECT A THING.
