My Special Interest from ages 6-11 was Elton John and because of that I know just about everything there is to know about the man. But anyway this is my, an expert on Reginald Dwight, favorite song
Also: you wanna see Justin Timberlake playing Elton John and Paul Ruebens playing his manager? Fuck yes you do. Even though this is a contemporary Sad One
What about something completely Orwellian?
I’m gonna make all of you fuckers love Elton John by the end of this