Ex Astris Scientia — I’m gonna make all of you fuckers love Elton John...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kaijuno
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My Special Interest from ages 6-11 was Elton John and because of that I know just about everything there is to know about the man. But anyway this is my, an expert on Reginald Dwight, favorite song

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Also: you wanna see Justin Timberlake playing Elton John and Paul Ruebens playing his manager? Fuck yes you do. Even though this is a contemporary Sad One

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What about something completely Orwellian?

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I’m gonna make all of you fuckers love Elton John by the end of this