This little bug has thoroughly stolen my heart.
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I thought it had googly eyes at first, I was like oh poor bird, it has no eyes and someone put googly eyes on it.
Ebo was going through a really rough molt, and he threw a hissy fit when I took a break from petting him so I could scratch my knee. So naturally, I took about 10 times longer to scratch my knee than I originally planned. ^_^
(unmute this for Ebo in all his bratty glory)
AM ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death Metal Cockatiel
brain: BUG ON SKIN
me, looking at where the “bug” is: there is no bug
brain: BUG ON SKIN BUG ON SKIN BUG ON SKIN B
me: BUG ON SKIN BUG ON SKIN BUG ON SKIN B
bug boys
It’s amazing how much we can see ourselves in some of the other ape species and how much they likely see of themselves in us.
everyone in the comments going “haha two apes looking at a bug...”
bitch you’re looking too
three apes looking at a bug
Made a friend today
Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.
And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”
I’m like, the fuck you mean??
So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.
I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.
In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.
Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.
This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.
I was drunk one night and I downloaded TikTok
I uploaded this video
And then I immediately deleted the app
I made a tiktok so I can stay hip with the young folk also fucking kill me
