Corporate trainings are literally like

"A woman and her child are having trouble finding a product in the vitamin aisle, what can you do to help her?"

1. Kill the kid.

2. Kill the parent, leave the child motherless.

3. Use the CARING® Strategy and our TRICUS™ Customer Experience Method to make sure she gets everything she wants at the correct price.

4. Leave her alone, she doesn't want to be bothered.