I once shamed a cop out of giving me a ticket because he was obviously new and didn’t know his shit and very easily could have caught himself an entrapment case and I sure as fuck let him know

he was tailgating me for MILES and it was dark so I couldn’t tell it was a copso I speed up to 100 to pass this semi to get this guy off my ass before he runs me off the roadlike I live in Flint baby they WILL run you off the fucking road hereand he was like “’you were going over 100 back there’ and I said ‘and you were about 2 fucking inches from my back bumper dickhole’so I was like “’well we can settle this in court if you wanna take it that far and I know you’ll loseand he let me off