So when I was born the hospital took an ink foot stamp of me (like getting fingerprinted if you were a bad baby ig) and apparently they had done that, not washed the ink off, and then presented me to my father for the first time, who preceded to freak out and shout “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER FEET”
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They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.











