Ex Astris Scientia — Hello yes winning a shitty ex competition and...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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shutupmerlin

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Hello yes winning a shitty ex competition and watching a hagfish tear Alien-style through a fish carcass named after the boy who faked leaving the country instead of dumping me properly has done more for my mental health than the months of therapy he caused.

shutupmerlin

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Honestly this just added 10 years to my life