Elden Ring (2022, Hidetaka Miyazaki, Sept 8th Edition)
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[ID: a screenshot in Elden Ring edited so Queen Elizabeth just died to a giant crab /end ID]
[transcript: #god these memes mutate quickly /end ID]
Thanks for transcribing!
It is said in the ancient texts that when Rowling dies, all the crabs will be trans crabs. It shall be a crab rave to eclipse them all 🏳️⚧️🦀🏳️⚧️
The progression of my resume is so weird it’s literally
>retail
>retail
>retail
>retail
>nuclear astrophysicist
Anonymous asked:
The person that asked "how are you triple majoring w/a retail job (basically)" MIGHT have meant (idk but I hope so) HOW the actual fuck do you manage that? I'm abt to go into college and major in sci and edu but DAMN 3 majors and a frustrating job?!
No I’ve been getting shit all day about how I commented on a post and someone mistook it as me hating poor retail workers and I was like “okay how tho?? I am a poor retail worker???” And then people were like “right yeah no you’re triple majoring you MUST be rich and hate poor people” and so that’s where that came from
Tbh all of these fake stories going around and they’re so obvious but if any of them said “so I work in retail” id be “okay yeah” because the weirdest shit goes down when you work retail. It could say “so I work in retail and today Jesus came in and turned all our water bottles into wine” and I’d be like “shit that’s wild what’d your manager do”
omgsamchap asked:
Totally agree with your post about working in retail. I've found that working at places with younger crowds (re: less boomers) is somewhat better. I think our generation is more understanding and empathetic of retail workers for the most part, and certainly less demanding. Obviously there are exceptions. What do you think?
it’s always fuckin boomers like I have never been treated like shit by someone under the age of 30
Mainly because boomers were the last ones that can just waltz out and get a good factory job and they never had to deal with the humiliation of working retail and being shat on for simple mistakes and they feel like retail should be ran like a factory, quick and efficient and no mistakes. They cant sympathize with us. They don’t understand what it feels like being treated like a subhuman
dependentdunsparce-deactivated2 asked:
I work at Target as the cart person and let me tell you nothing makes me want to die more than shoving a dozen shopping carts around a parking lot at midnight.
Nothing makes me want to die more than dealing with people and like retail made me hate people,, retail made me eager for, like, an apocalypse
Anonymous asked:
on weeks where i get heavily scheduled i start to notice myself using Retail Voice (tm) in like casual conversation with regular people who aren't customers. i don't remember exactly what i said but it was very like overpolite and taking blame on myself for no reason. i hate how retail fucks with ur brain like that
i use retail voice on ppl i pass like i’m supposed to say hi to all the customers i walk by and sometimes i’ll forget and almost be like ‘hi :))))))’ to random people while im off shift
You know adult memes? Like memes your parents and grand parents post about on Facebook? Of, like, those Despicable Me minions and that old sarcastic grandma cartoon? Those are the most embarrassing memes.
“Donald Trump fails to grasp basic climate change facts”
Is a headline that is both extremely accurate AND also remains extremely accurate if you take the words “Climate Change” out of it as well
“The ice caps were going to melt, they were going to be gone by now, but now they’re setting records. They’re at a record level,” Mr Trump continued.
As for polar ice levels, data shows that they are indeed – as Mr Trump stated – at “a record level”, although not the level he had in mind. Last year Nasa reported record lows in sea ice extent in both the Arctic and the Antarctic.
Yep, sounds about right.
“They’re at a record level!”
“Yes and that’s BAD”
“But..they’re at a record level”
“Yes, the lowest on record”
“Record…level….”
America would be better off if it had elected a five year old ._;
some old person: you’re not the first generation to fear adulthood, you’re just the first to openly bitch about it
me:
