i continue to think women's wrestling is just thinly veiled gay sex
Glad to know women's and men's wrestling are at heart the same
Japanese Sumo robots
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this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on
the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves.
(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)
the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter
or dodging. that works too.
also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors
WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR
robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.
FLYYYYYYY
I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!
IT GOT BETTER!!!
Y’all. Looking at professionally made sumo robots is great. You know what’s better though? Looking at extremely UNprofessionally made sumo robots.
Here enjoy.
starfleet-ensign-midoriya-deact asked:
Self care is astral projecting into the underworld for a nap and arm wrestling Anubis to return home when you wake up.
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“sometimes your arms are simply too short to box with god” is some metaphysical next level shit and i cant believe it was said in describing a monster factory in universe wrestling match between turbovicki and the final pam
Japanese Sumo robots
this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on
the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves.
(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)
the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter
or dodging. that works too.
also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors
WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR
robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.
FLYYYYYYY
I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!
IT GOT BETTER!!!
This Man Found A Wrestling Loophole And Now He’s Invincible
It’s like watching a raccoon try to eat a hermit crab.
To win both of your opponents shoulders need to be on the mat.
SO THAT EXPLAINS IT THANK YOU
why don’t any of the wrestling men just bring a glock into the rink
where was he keeping that
Man at the bar on Saturday night, Craigville, Minnesota in 1937