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There's a guy right now with a melted Model X in his driveway that's still hyping the Tesla brand while the company is deliberately ignoring his calls and tweets for some kind of customer support
All the famous INTJs are like, Tesla and Hawking and Elon Musk and Isaac Newton
and then me, who didn’t wake up until 1pm simply because there was no breakfast food in the house
elon musk reinvents the lobotomy
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Give me a gun and Autism will solve Elon Musk
Anonymous asked:
what r ur thoughts on Elon musk?
he’s probably gonna try to take over the world but i mean, eh, let ‘em
Anonymous asked:
WAIT NEVERMIND I RETRACT MY ELON MUSK STATEMENT I WAS SLIGHTLY WRONG. the facility is an offshoot of spacex named firefly that like went off on their own or some shit but not ACTUAL spacex ppl, and the offshoot ppl are the ones that were arrogant shits to everyone around here!! but apparently they filed for bankruptcy in april bc karma is real & i love her. i forgive u elon my resentment was misdirected. as long as ur brain chips stay away from me we cool lmao. go for ur man kaij
lmao bless
Anonymous asked:
I wanted to agree with you re: Elon Musk but Spacex moved into my tiny no stoplight town and built a small facility a few years ago and they've been incredibly rude dickbags the entire time. :( like the shit they said on tv about the town and people here was astonishingly classist and it's soured my entire vision of them
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