Ex Astris Scientia — “Why get a truck when the gas mileage sucks?”...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

“Why get a truck when the gas mileage sucks?” Listen, I did my time with tiny-ass fuel efficient cars and you wanna know what happened? I got tailgated constantly. I got ran off the road multiple times because Flint drivers are on crack. Try that shit on me in a truck?? I’m gonna win. I’m driving a 3 ton truck now. This things a tank and if I get into an accident, I’m gonna win. Try me.