27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Made some friends today
If you poke em in the butt they yell at you
Friends tend to do that.
Does that simulate mating? Are those moans?
[bonks u with newspaper] They hiss when threatened by a predator, to sound an alarm for other roaches in their colony, or during male cockroach fights.
Hello, I’d like to report some bugs:
I’ll keep you updated if I notice any more bugs in future versions.
frankie and i got really high and went to spray paint the skate park at last night and frankie, a bug nerd, tried to write “bugs rule” at the bottom of the skate bowl, but they got distracted and wrote, super huge, “BUGS RUG” and we were trying so hard to not die of laughter so the cops didnt come but we were WHEEZING on our backs at the bottom of the bowl in complete darkness. we went back in the morning and took a pic. u can also see the trans anarchy symbol i did.
I was cooking and saw two boxelder bugs on the counter but my hands were messy so I just put a jar over them to deal with later and then shortly after that a fly landed on the counter so I trapped him in the jar too and not 10 minutes later I come back to chuck them all outside and the fly is DEAD and the two boxelder bugs are racing each other in a circle around the jar
what if, like bats, blood-sucking vampires actually represent a small percentage of the full vampire population and most horrible undead creatures of the night are adapted to eat bugs, fruits, and nectars
let
them
eat
bugs
You, a Ventrue: dignified, refined, drinks only the blood of virgins from a crystal glass
Me, a Nosferatu: vaccums up every bug in sight while screaming like the goblin I am
Me, a Toreador: Lounges dramatically on a fainting couch while beautiful people bring me beautifully arranged plates of various exotic fruits.
Me, a Malkavian: Takes a big bite out of a flower, muttering “Gotta pollinate.”
These four vampires are your party
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It’s that time of year again
Made some friends today
Anonymous asked:
Have you heard of horsehair worms? That shits crazy. Cheers have a good day
oh those fucked up little parasites that sometimes come out of bugs? yes, unfortunately. Also, fuck you
i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”
I will reblog this on my deathbed.
Please let him science 🐧
This is the purest post on this dumpster fire of a website
the bugs were out today 🐛
