is that none pizza with left beef
Guy who has only seen none pizza with left beef seeing his second divided pizza order.
This is how my friend found the cat in the bathroom
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Always hang your cat up to dry after a bath.
“I AM THE NITE”
“stop”
“CRIMINALS ARE A MEOWARDLY AND SUPERSTITIOUS LOT”
“get down from there”
you send me a picture of animals doing something cute: look its us!
me: aww *adds your name to list titled Furry Suspects*
I’M CRYING LOOK WHAT MY CAT DID IN HER SLEEP
Blep blep blep
CATS ARE SO WEIRD
Oh my god. This is too cute.
My best guess is that it’s a motor pattern involved in a dream the cat is having - probably either grooming behavior or drinking. Either way, awwwwww.
Anonymous asked:
Awww Ali is so cute please stroke her for me Thank you for being kind to animals, it's so lovely to see. Made my day
She’s very happy and playful! We have to keep her away from the other cats for now because her respiratory infection is contagious so we keep her in the sunroom with a little heaty lamp at night and she loves it
kot - a regular cat
koshka - a regular female cat
kote (internet slang) - a cute chubby little guy, every single cute cat on the internet
kisa - a pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady
kisunya - an extra pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady
kis’ - just a dork, controlled by aliens
kotik - a bit more disney version of a regulat cat
koten’ka - cuddly little fella, will purr and knead you to death
kotofei - usually a big, old, extra fluffy cat, who knows a lot of bed time stories
kotyandra - fast, thin and slinky, we’re not sure if it’s even a cat
koshak - a tough street guy, dogs fear him
kotyara - extra round, exrta big, kind ass fella.
the list is endless.
Anonymous asked:
My cat Felix always jumps in front if our tv if we dont pick him up aha. Since we allow our cats on the island if there isnt food there. Cats are such lil brats ( that we love )
Aww
djratgirl asked:
I love ur cats omg!!!!!!!!!!!!! they are so beautiful and talented, they are very individual kitty children
They are v v cuddly too
Anonymous asked:
my sibling wants 25 dogs, but one of their roommates said that they couldnt have more than 2 so my sib was like ‘okay, only two dogs... and 23 cats.’ i swear to god, if they genuinely get that many pets, i will both be in heaven and in hell because i love animals but i’m like deathly allergic to fur and cats and dogs but i love them so much
Pls just have them make a petting zoo so that I can visit and pet all the animals
Anonymous asked:
I read somewhere that housecats are actually descended from African wildcats and not European wildcats, so they're very much pack animals. Your little fuzzbuddies are behaving like they're in a pride!
I believe it! The Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats - or rather where cats decided to domesticate themselves. They are very much social and even pack animals with an established hierarchy. It’s wonderful to be able to witness. They act like they would if they were wild cats
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This will always be golden
aww yissss
I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream