This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for
Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award
Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂
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This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for
Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award
Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂
Anonymous asked:
I honestly think he is going to win. Only take those “Come to Brazil” invitations if you’re a rich white dude, people. 2/2
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Yikes man that sounds terrifying
listen. it’s 2018. it’s time to admit, finally, that bbc sherlock is, in fact, bad, and was only good because we watched it when we were 15 and didn’t know how to dismantle scripts that SOUND clever but are really just gold-flake covered shit
i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was “we hate england more than you”
one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the “stand up if you hate england” chant and the whole stadium stood up
WHAT DID WE DO?!
When old people in England complain about all of the immigrants, I always reply:
“Well then perhaps England shouldn’t have run around the planet sticking its dick in every bloody country. Inviting them over for tea is the least England can do.”
“The English have a reputation for invading lots of different countries and then being really annoyed when those people follow them home” - Tommy Tiernan
The USA is doing that rn and is mad at immigrants so some things never change
When did America invade Mexico? Just wondering.
we literally stole texas from mexico bud
This is exactly why history classes are important
This is why history classes with books that DON’T LIE are important.
When I was nine, possibly ten, an author came to our school to talk about writing. His name was Hugh Scott, and I doubt he’s known outside of Scotland. And even then I haven’t seen him on many shelves in recent years in Scotland either. But he wrote wonderfully creepy children’s stories, where the supernatural was scary, but it was the mundane that was truly terrifying. At least to little ten year old me. It was Scooby Doo meets Paranormal Activity with a bonny braw Scottish-ness to it that I’d never experienced before.
I remember him as a gangling man with a wiry beard that made him look older than he probably was, and he carried a leather bag filled with paper. He had a pen too that was shaped like a carrot, and he used it to scribble down notes between answering our (frankly disinterested) questions. We had no idea who he was you see, no one had made an effort to introduce us to his books. We were simply told one morning, ‘class 1b, there is an author here to talk to you about writing’, and this you see was our introduction to creative writing. We’d surpassed finger painting and macaroni collages. It was time to attempt Words That Were Untrue.
You could tell from the look on Mrs M’s face she thought it was a waste of time. I remember her sitting off to one side marking papers while this tall man sat down on our ridiculously short chairs, and tried to talk to us about what it meant to tell a story. She wasn’t big on telling stories, Mrs M. She was also one of the teachers who used to take my books away from me because they were “too complicated” for me, despite the fact that I was reading them with both interest and ease. When dad found out he hit the roof. It’s the one and only time he ever showed up to the school when it wasn’t parents night or the school play. After that she just left me alone, but she made it clear to my parents that she resented the fact that a ten year old used words like ‘ubiquitous’ in their essays. Presumably because she had to look it up.
Anyway, Mr Scott, was doing his best to talk to us while Mrs M made scoffing noises from her corner every so often, and you could just tell he was deflating faster than a bouncy castle at a knife sharpening party, so when he asked if any of us had any further questions and no one put their hand up I felt awful. I knew this was not only insulting but also humiliating, even if we were only little children. So I did the only thing I could think of, put my hand up and said “Why do you write?”
I’d always read about characters blinking owlishly, but I’d never actually seen it before. But that’s what he did, peering down at me from behind his wire rim spectacles and dragging tired fingers through his curly beard. I don’t think he expected anyone to ask why he wrote stories. What he wrote about, and where he got his ideas from maybe, and certainly why he wrote about ghosts and other creepy things, but probably not why do you write. And I think he thought perhaps he could have got away with “because it’s fun, and learning is fun, right kids?!”, but part of me will always remember the way the world shifted ever so slightly as it does when something important is about to happen, and this tall streak of a man looked down at me, narrowed his eyes in an assessing manner and said, “Because people told me not to, and words are important.”
I nodded, very seriously in the way children do, and knew this to be a truth. In my limited experience at that point, I knew certain people (with a sidelong glance to Mrs M who was in turn looking at me as though she’d just known it’d be me that type of question) didn’t like fiction. At least certain types of fiction. I knew for instance that Mrs M liked to read Pride and Prejudice on her lunch break but only because it was sensible fiction, about people that could conceivably be real. The idea that one could not relate to a character simply because they had pointy ears or a jet pack had never occurred to me, and the fact that it’s now twenty years later and people are still arguing about the validity of genre fiction is beyond me, but right there in that little moment, I knew something important had just transpired, with my teacher glaring at me, and this man who told stories to live beginning to smile. After that the audience turned into a two person conversation, with gradually more and more of my classmates joining in because suddenly it was fun. Mrs M was pissed and this bedraggled looking man who might have been Santa after some serious dieting, was starting to enjoy himself. As it turned out we had all of his books in our tiny corner library, and in the words of my friend Andrew “hey there’s a giant spider fighting a ghost on this cover! neat!” and the presentation devolved into chaos as we all began reading different books at once and asking questions about each one. “Does she live?”— “What about the talking trees” —“is the ghost evil?” —“can I go to the bathroom, Miss?” —“Wow neat, more spiders!”
After that we were supposed to sit down, quietly (glare glare) and write a short story to show what we had learned from listening to Mr Scott. I wont pretend I wrote anything remotely good, I was ten and all I could come up with was a story about a magic carrot that made you see words in the dark, but Mr Scott seemed to like it. In fact he seemed to like all of them, probably because they were done with such vibrant enthusiasm in defiance of the people who didn’t want us to.
The following year, when I’d moved into Mrs H’s class—the kind of woman that didn’t take away books from children who loved to read and let them write nonsense in the back of their journals provided they got all their work done—a letter arrived to the school, carefully wedged between several copies of a book which was unheard of at the time, by a new author known as J.K. Rowling. Mrs H remarked that it was strange that an author would send copies of books that weren’t even his to a school, but I knew why he’d done it. I knew before Mrs H even read the letter.
Because words are important. Words are magical. They’re powerful. And that power ought to be shared. There’s no petty rivalry between story tellers, although there’s plenty who try to insinuate it. There’s plenty who try to say some words are more valuable than others, that somehow their meaning is more important because of when it was written and by whom. Those are the same people who laud Shakespeare from the heavens but refuse to acknowledge that the quote “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them“ is a dick joke.
And although Mr Scott seems to have faded from public literary consumption, I still think about him. I think about his stories, I think about how he recommended another author and sent copies of her books because he knew our school was a puritan shithole that fought against the Wrong Type of Wordes and would never buy them into the library otherwise. But mostly I think about how he looked at a ten year old like an equal and told her words and important, and people will try to keep you from writing them—so write them anyway.
*sobs for like the umpteenth time this day and reblogs the fuck out of this*
I couldn’t fucking believe it but after looking through other genealogical accounts and archives it seems everything is correct.
My 51st great grandfather was Fergus Mór, founder of Scotland and the first royal Scottish family.
2 years of doing my own research later it turns out it’s Scots all the way down to when Scotland (and Northern Ireland) was still Dál Riata and the first king Erc of Dál Riata born in the early 400s. Possibly even as far back as Conaire Cóem born around 90 C.E., but I could never find trustworthy documentation past Erc. I’ve gotten back 52 generations now lol
So I knew I came from clan Kennedy and I was just kinda doing research off the cuff and came across the clan tartan and it’s. fucking. I have a quilt my grandma made for me when I was born and it has THE SAME TARTAN and I NEVER knew!!!!! I’m not even sure SHE knew because she reused the fabric from a quilt her grandmother made her when she was born but like that just totally solidified it for me like I’ve been sleeping under my own clan tartan for the past 22 years completely unknowingly
I couldn’t fucking believe it but after looking through other genealogical accounts and archives it seems everything is correct.
My 51st great grandfather was Fergus Mór, founder of Scotland and the first royal Scottish family.
2 years of doing my own research later it turns out it’s Scots all the way down to when Scotland (and Northern Ireland) was still Dál Riata and the first king Erc of Dál Riata born in the early 400s. Possibly even as far back as Conaire Cóem born around 90 C.E., but I could never find trustworthy documentation past Erc. I’ve gotten back 52 generations now lol
So I knew I came from clan Kennedy and I was just kinda doing research off the cuff and came across the clan tartan and it’s. fucking. I have a quilt my grandma made for me when I was born and it has THE SAME TARTAN and I NEVER knew!!!!! I’m not even sure SHE knew because she reused the fabric from a quilt her grandmother made her when she was born but like that just totally solidified it for me like I’ve been sleeping under my own clan tartan for the past 22 years completely unknowingly
What’s your process for researching and verifying? This is something I’ve always wanted to do, but getting started is so overwhelming.
So I was kind of tricked into doing this whole thing lol. My grandmother passed down to me the book of the family tree and asked me to digitize it before she died. So, Ancestry was offering a free trial at the time if you had your own records to make a family tree so that’s what I did. My parents then got me a DNA kit as well as a subscription to Ancestry census/church records for Christmas and I just went HAM. I was able to use the DNA kit to back up the records that I was finding for the most part. When I started getting back 1000+ years what I would do is look up stuff on Wikipedia, look up stuff from the Scottish historical society, etc, and I’m really lucky that a lot of this was well documented because my ancestors lived in an Anglo-Saxon area that kept good church records. It also involved getting into the nitty-gritty via calling random people halfway across the globe, because they were experts in a certain subject that I could’ve used for my records. I went a little crazy with this but the quest for knowledge is unyielding
I couldn’t fucking believe it but after looking through other genealogical accounts and archives it seems everything is correct.
My 51st great grandfather was Fergus Mór, founder of Scotland and the first royal Scottish family.
2 years of doing my own research later it turns out it’s Scots all the way down to when Scotland (and Northern Ireland) was still Dál Riata and the first king Erc of Dál Riata born in the early 400s. Possibly even as far back as Conaire Cóem born around 90 C.E., but I could never find trustworthy documentation past Erc. I’ve gotten back 52 generations now lol
So I knew I came from clan Kennedy and I was just kinda doing research off the cuff and came across the clan tartan and it’s. fucking. I have a quilt my grandma made for me when I was born and it has THE SAME TARTAN and I NEVER knew!!!!! I’m not even sure SHE knew because she reused the fabric from a quilt her grandmother made her when she was born but like that just totally solidified it for me like I’ve been sleeping under my own clan tartan for the past 22 years completely unknowingly
I couldn’t fucking believe it but after looking through other genealogical accounts and archives it seems everything is correct.
My 51st great grandfather was Fergus Mór, founder of Scotland and the first royal Scottish family.
2 years of doing my own research later it turns out it’s Scots all the way down to when Scotland (and Northern Ireland) was still Dál Riata and the first king Erc of Dál Riata born in the early 400s. Possibly even as far back as Conaire Cóem born around 90 C.E., but I could never find trustworthy documentation past Erc. I’ve gotten back 52 generations now lol
Map showing the most popular drinks company in each country.
Coca-Cola paid for this post
Scotland is the last bastion of the resistance
It’s probably IRN-BRU in Scotland eh?
I couldn’t fucking believe it but after looking through other genealogical accounts and archives it seems everything is correct.
My 51st great grandfather was Fergus Mór, founder of Scotland and the first royal Scottish family.
2 years of doing my own research later it turns out it’s Scots all the way down to when Scotland (and Northern Ireland) was still Dál Riata and the first king Erc of Dál Riata born in the early 400s. Possibly even as far back as Conaire Cóem born around 90 C.E., but I could never find trustworthy documentation past Erc. I’ve gotten back 52 generations now lol
So I knew I came from clan Kennedy and I was just kinda doing research off the cuff and came across the clan tartan and it’s. fucking. I have a quilt my grandma made for me when I was born and it has THE SAME TARTAN and I NEVER knew!!!!! I’m not even sure SHE knew because she reused the fabric from a quilt her grandmother made her when she was born but like that just totally solidified it for me like I’ve been sleeping under my own clan tartan for the past 22 years completely unknowingly