My life is just a story of near death experiences and me being too stubborn to die
I’m not joking
- Almost drowned when I was 3
- Scarlet Fever (multiple times)
- Car accidents (multiple times)
- Armed home invasion when I was home alone, age 9
- Multiple organ failure, age 23
- Got shot with a .22 RICOCHET in my own home (thanks dad)
- Almost drowned again cleaning up a river for charity
- Cancer scare (just a tumor though, turns out)
- There are 4 suicide attempts on my medical record. Apparently I fuckin suck at killing myself lmao
