My life is just a story of near death experiences and me being too stubborn to die
I’m not joking
- Almost drowned when I was 3
- Scarlet Fever (multiple times)
- Car accidents (multiple times)
- Armed home invasion when I was home alone, age 9
- Multiple organ failure, age 23
- Got shot with a .22 RICOCHET in my own home (thanks dad)
- Almost drowned again cleaning up a river for charity
- Cancer scare (just a tumor though, turns out)
- There are 4 suicide attempts on my medical record. Apparently I fuckin suck at killing myself lmao
This is why I tattooed this onto my body forever
How could I forget!!!!!!
- Got shot in the face with a firework mortar. Only damage is that one of my eyes is a different color now (and I mean I’m almost blind too but yknow)
I mean this in the best possible way
Are you about to invent the saxophone?
No but don’t get me started on my idea for a Laser-Theremin
