Shitposting is like abstract modern art. What is shitposting? How do we define it? How do you be a successful shitposter? These are life’s greatest questions.

Remember the good ol’ meme days? Remember rage comics and demotivational posters? Numa numa? The badger song? Charlie the unicorn? Remember when Smosh was relevant? Ah, those good ol’ meme days, when I was only a young memer.

In Pacific Rim 2 I want Hannibal storming into the lab or wherever Newt is at, all torn up and pissed off, and pointing at Newt and saying “Hey! You owe me a gold shoe you four-eyed bitch!”

Employer: Why should we hire you?

Me: *Slides blue eyes white dragon card across table*

Employer: Shit ur hired

there are 3 letters in the number 6

there are 3 numbers in 666

there are 3 letters in USA

wake up america

Never trust someone who sleeps with the closet door open cause they just askin for demons

yo thandruil a lil bitch sometimes but he a hot lil bitch

[Blurred Lines starts playing on Pandora] first of all how dare u