Ex Astris Scientia — Almost accidentally killed myself with Benadryl...

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Almost accidentally killed myself with Benadryl this year and I do NOT wanna hear about the fucking Hat Man anymore. I owe him so much money. He sent me to the hospital for 4 days, he fucked me up so bad. I couldn’t even recognize my own reflection in the mirror. I think the Hat Man tried to steal my identity. But I won.