Ex Astris Scientia β€” Michigan Gothic

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Michigan Gothic

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There is only Faygo. No milk, no beer, no liquor has graced us in decades. There is only the artificial taste of Faygo. No one even likes it. You take a drink.

A small child tries to fold a paper airplane. He looks down and is upset to see a Ford truck, folded perfectly. It is an F-150. He tries to make an airplane again. This time he folds a Model T. He begins to cry.

“The water is clean!” Cries Flint mayor Dayne Walling. Brown water with sediment still flows from our taps. “The Flint River isn’t polluted anymore!” He insists nervously. Beads of sweat form on his brow. He clutches a bottle of Evian water in his sweaty hand.

The potholes move and grow at night, they consume cars and children alike. My father had to drive to Detroit last week. ‘Beware of the potholes,’ I warned him. I haven’t seen him since.

The sirens are tested every first Saturday of the month. You hear the sirens, but realize its only Friday. Its not the sirens, but children screaming instead.

The Detroit Red Wings never stop playing. There is a game every night. This has been going on for years and the players miss their families. Please let the Red Wings rest.

A body is pulled from the Flint River one hazy morning. The distant sound of Dayne Walling can be heard over the wind, “The water is clean!” He cries. The body resembles you.

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What’s in the pasties? Some joke that it’s humans. You hear yelling from the back room of the bakery. You take a bite. “It’s a Michigan tradition!” you hear someone sing.

It’s November 15th, school is closed as are all the stores. You are warned to stay inside and keep the doors locked, you’re huddled close with your family far from the windows, the hunting season has begun. Do not look out the windows. Do not leave your homes.

They say Lake Superior never gives up her dead. Sometimes you swear you can see a freighter ship from one of the lighthouses. The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald plays distantly across the water.

The horses on Mackinac Island are the same ones that have been there since the beginning of time. Everyone talks about the Grand Hotel, but they’ve never been there. ‘It looks nice’ they say. It smells like fudge and rotting meat.

The people in the U.P. chuckle and tell tourists that trolls is just a nickname for the people who live in the lower peninsula. There is a hesitance, a fear in their eyes though. They cannot tell the truth, the peace treaty would be broken and they know they would not survive another war with the creatures under the bridge.

Thousands of cars line the highway, snaking down I-94, I-96, I-75. they are waiting for the dark man to return from Ohio. He will distribute the fireworks. They call him the Phantom. No one has ever seen his face.

Across the river from Detroit is Windsor. You get to Windsor by bridge or by tunnel. Oh, not now, you can’t go now. But someday, you’ll go to Windsor. Someday.

There’s a road up in the Porcupine Mountains that leads to the End of the World. There’s signs leading up to it, warning people of how close they are. Yet so many never return.

Petoskey stones are found on the beach each morning arranged in the shape of strange circular sigils. No one knows what happens if you step in the center, but the life-like garden sculptures sold at every small town art fair offer some clues. Their stone eyes plead for you to help them.

“Flint will come back” you’ve always heard. “Flint will be born again!” You watch out the window and see figures moving in the distance. You hear sirens echoing. You wonder if they know the difference between rebirth and reanimation.