So at work there’s a guy that checks packages that come through to make sure they’re not contraband and he’s next to my office and he’s about 70 years old and very sweet and unassuming until TODAY. A package he had to check was about $10,000 worth of sex toys and I hear a commotion and look up to see grandpa over there waving a Vibe Queen 9000 SuperFucker 30 in 1 Turbo Dildo
Oh! It was also a return package
