Ex Astris Scientia — So I used to have pet rats. Two males. The way...

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So I used to have pet rats. Two males. The way that a rat becomes the alpha of the cage is basically by having the biggest testicles. I was telling this to my old roommate Jared one day when I had my rats out and he then proceeded to take out his balls to assert dominance over my rats. This man had a PhD in physics.