I know you can like buy a crown title like lord or baron but actually fuck that what’s stopping me from claiming the title sir? nothing. fuck you
oh im a ‘cis female’ so i cant be a ‘sir’ not in the court of my fuckin living room bitch
Sir kaijuno, sir kaijuno! I bring word from the Duke of over there. They wish to arrange a marriage to join the two courts! I hear word that the princess is eccentric and unruly sneaking out to study frogs and collecting honeydew!
nay
we can be bros tho
Very well I shall relay your words . Pray the king know not to shoot the messenger as I’ve found myself deadly allergic to it. Nasty bisnuess. Right off i pop
take some coins for your troubles, kind messenger
The messenger is dead
Ah beans
