My favorite part, hands down, of being suicidal in the hospital was befriending my sitters. Like. Oh man the last time I was in the hospital about that kinda thing… it was Halloween and I had my sitters sneaking in candy and my FAVORITE sitter even hooked up the phone and let me call my mom. THEN the next day, it was the Michigan vs. State football game and my sitter was wearing an MSU jersey over her scrubs and I was like “girl I KNOW you wanna watch the game” and I convinced her I wasn’t gonna strangle myself with the corded remote or whatever and we sat there for like 4 hours as equals talking MAD SHIT about each others football teams
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